@ PRISON: You spend most of your time in a 10 X 10 cell
@ WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6 X 6 cubicle
@ PRISON: You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK: You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON: For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK: For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON: You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON: You get your own toilet
@ WORK: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK: They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE |